Yes, the dress was hideous

I am just bored enough to do this

• Your name and username
• Where you’re from
• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Probably, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack 
• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?  
• What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball? 
• What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs? 
• Be a wizard or a vampire? 
• How old are you? 
• What color are your eyes? 
• When is your birthday? 
• Do you speak a second language? Say something in it. 
• What do you call gym shoes?   
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?  
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?  
• Choose a book and read a passage from it. 
• Do you think you have an accent?